Verdict
L-Score
55
/ 100
62 swaps across 57 tokens. Fully online.
0.555 (~$83.31) flowed to non-DEX wallets. That's the markup on "easy".
The burns8
- 0.555 (~$83.31) routed to platform fee wallets across 150 swaps (avg 0.0037/swap). Top recipient: Dxfg…FNuF.
- Biggest single-tx bleed: 1.01 (~$151.73) on rVSZvk…Tgxiw6. Solscan it. Or don't.
Trader Tier Score0-1000
Single-number wallet skill rating. Distinct from the L-Score (loss-flavoured) — this rewards profit, execution, and edge.
Diamond850-1000
855
Base+500
Trader DNA4-axis
A four-letter signature distilled from your fingerprint, cadence, sizing, and edge. The hand-readable verdict.
- MMixed conviction
Diamond 48/100 · paper 10/100. Neither extreme — case-by-case.
- CChaotic cadence
Inter-tx CV 5.18. Long quiet stretches punctuated by frantic bursts.
- FFarmer
Avg buy ◎0.152. You scale in slowly, not snipe.
The biography
Pump.fun degen. 191 days on-chain in this slice. Busiest day was 2025-12-10 with 47 TXs. 69 buys placed (avg ◎0.152, biggest ◎5.054). Touched 94 unique tokens — 31 are still held.
Profile: a pump.fun regular. Estimated PnL across this slice: up ~$4,095 (realised +$4,095, unrealised +$0). Hazards: biggest single bleed ◎5.05 . Activity ramped up over time — 2026-06 sees 1205.3× the activity of 2025-11.
PnL summary
Best-effort estimate from on-chain SOL legs + live token prices. Doesn't account for slippage, MEV, or off-chain transfers.
Net PnL (USD)
+$4.1k
Realised
+$4.1k
60.444
Unrealised
<$1
on bags still held
Win rate
Improvement plantop 2
Personalised, ranked-by-impact action items derived from your fingerprint, risk profile, and the hodl counterfactual.
- Standardize bet size
Buy-size CV is 4.13 — bets vary wildly. Pick a unit (e.g. ◎0.5) and a max-conviction multiplier (e.g. 4×) so position sizing is decided in advance, not in the moment.
- Reclaim empty-account rent
107 empty token accounts holding ◎0.218 of recoverable rent (~$15). Free money — close them in one tx.
Close in 1 tx
Recommended next moves3
Based on what we found. Not financial advice. Definitely emotional advice.
Receipts10
- Total TXsEvery on-chain transaction this wallet has ever signed — all-time. A "+" means the wallet is so active the scan capped before its first tx.
- 2,196
- SwapsDEX swaps (Jupiter / Raydium / Pump / Orca / etc) seen in the recent activity window the roast analyzed — not all-time.
- 62
- FailedTransactions that reverted on-chain, all-time. You still paid the base + priority fee for every one.
- 87
- Fees burnedSOL paid to validators (base + priority fees + Jito tips) across the recent activity window the roast analyzed.
Share the L
1200 × 630 · PNGL-Score 55/100
0.555 (~$83.31) flowed to non-DEX wallets. That's the markup on "easy".
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Snapshot generated 2026-06-14 12:39 UTC · 500 txs scanned ·
Sources + methodology
Enhanced on-chain tx feed + portfolio + price oracle, with native SOL legs walked per tx. Best-effort attribution — slippage, off-chain transfers, and cross-program inner instructions are not always disambiguated. How we score.
